Naajee

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Looks good but has the brain of a toaster.
Naajee asked me if the sky was blue. I said no. She said it was pink. I called her a dumbass.
He tried to explain quantum physics to Naajee. She asked if it was like pizza.
Naajee’s idea of a smart person is someone who can spell 'hello'.
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Adorable but thinks a calculator is a fashion statement.
Naajee wore a calculator as a bracelet. I asked if it was working. She said it was ‘blinging’.
She tried to do math and cried. I told her to use her fingers. She said that was ‘cheating’.
Naajee called me a ‘math loser’ because I didn’t know what 2+2 was.
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Sweet but has the brain of a confused chicken.
Naajee asked me if I had a brain. I said yes. She said that was ‘boring’.
She tried to solve a riddle and just stared at it. I said it was easy. She said I was ‘annoying’.
Naajee said she was ‘smart’ because she knew what a cat was.
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