naaiquan

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naaiquan is a crybaby with a punchline worse than a broken toe and dresses like he got hit by a trash can he’s also broke and his dating game is as bad as his fashion sense
Why did I date this guy? He cried when I said I didn’t like his haircut.
He wore a sock to the restaurant and called it 'fashion forward.'
He broke up with me because I didn’t tip the waiter enough.
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naaiquan is a human dumpster fire who thinks bad jokes are funny and has the style of a confused sock and is also broke and his exes are all in therapy now
He tried to propose with a joke and a single flower. It was sad.
He wore a shirt inside out and called it 'trendy.'
He’s broke because he spent his last dollar on a bag of chips and a bad pun.
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naaiquan is a sad clown who thinks his puns are clever and wears mismatched socks and is broke and his dating history is like a broken toaster
He asked me out by saying, 'Are you my type? Or are you just a snack?'
He wore a hat inside out and thought it was 'cool.'
He dated three girls in one month and all of them quit their jobs.
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