naailah issa

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A birthday monster who thinks the whole month is hers. She wants surprises like a damn royalty. She’s not getting a party, she’s getting a parade.

I’m not done with my birthday until I’ve had 30 surprise parties.

If you don’t get me a cake on my birthday, I’ll haunt you for life.

I’m not turning 16, I’m becoming a queen.

A person who acts like her birthday is the only thing that matters. She wants to be spoiled, and if you don’t do it, she’ll yell at you.

If I don’t get a gift, I’ll scream your name in the school halls.

I’m not just celebrating my birthday, I’m celebrating my greatness.

You didn’t text me? I’m going to cry in the hallway.

A birthday diva who thinks the whole month is her stage. She wants attention, and if you don’t give it to her, she’ll throw a tantrum.

I’m not just turning 15, I’m becoming a legend.

If you don’t bring me snacks, I’ll throw a fit in class.

I’m not done with my birthday until I’ve had 100 compliments.

A person who thinks her birthday is the most important day of the year. She wants all the attention, and she won’t stop until she gets it.

I didn’t get a gift? I’m going to text you every hour.

I’m not just having a birthday, I’m having a celebration.

If you don’t say happy birthday, I’ll ignore you for the rest of the year.

A birthday goddess who thinks the month belongs to her. She wants to be treated like a king, and if you don’t, she’ll be mad.

I’m not just having a birthday, I’m having a royal day.

If you don’t bring me cake, I’ll be sad all day.

I’m not just turning 17, I’m becoming a queen.

A person who acts like her birthday is the most important thing in the world. She wants all the gifts, and she won’t stop until she gets them.

I’m not just turning 18, I’m becoming a superstar.

If you don’t bring me a gift, I’ll cry in the lunchroom.

I’m not done with my birthday until I’ve had 50 surprises.