naaik

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He looks like a sausage that forgot to cook
Naaik walked in and the whole room went silent.
My cousin is naaik and he eats like a horse.
Naaik tried to do a backflip and fell flat on his face.
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He’s so round you could bounce a ball off him
Naaik sat down and the chair broke under him.
Naaik tried to fit through the door and got stuck.
Naaik eats a whole pizza by himself.
3
He’s like a donut with no hole and no life
Naaik tried to run and he looked like a turtle on a treadmill.
Naaik’s belly button is bigger than my head.
Naaik’s pants are holding him up.
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