naagarajan

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#brainy jackass#madman#snack lover

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A brainy jackass who thinks he's a war general but can't even remember to do his laundry. He yells like a madman but would cry if you took his snack.
He screamed at the dog for stealing his burger, then cried when the dog ate it.
He called me a ‘dumbass’ for not knowing the answer, then asked me to help him with his math homework.
He threatened to burn down the school if he didn’t get an A, then fell asleep in class.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A genius who acts like a toddler. Smart enough to win a Nobel Prize, but too lazy to brush his teeth. He has zero patience and a heart made of jelly.
He solved a math problem in seconds, then threw a tantrum because the calculator didn’t work.
He told me I was a ‘failure’ for getting a B, then asked me to do his homework.
He yelled at the teacher for giving him a C, then fell asleep during the test.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A smartass with a temper the size of a mountain. He’s lazy as a sloth but thinks he’s a superhero. He doesn’t know what patience is and has a heart softer than a baby’s bottom.
He called the teacher a ‘dumb cow’ for giving him a D, then asked for a raise.
He solved the problem in seconds, then cried because he forgot his lunch.
He screamed at the sky for making him do homework, then fell asleep on the floor.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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