NAAFP

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A group of people who love being fat so much they started a club and called it NAAFP because they’re too lazy to think of a better name.

"I joined NAAFP because I can’t even fit into a pizza box anymore."

DM: "Hey, are you in NAAFP? I just ate three pies for breakfast."

Tweet: "NAAFP is the only club I’ve ever needed. I’m not joining anything else."

A fancy name for a bunch of people who just like to eat and complain about how they can’t fit into anything.

"I’m in NAAFP because my pants are now a second job."

Tweet: "NAAFP is like a diet but with more pizza and less willpower."

Text from mom: "You better join NAAFP, I’m tired of your whining."

A group of people who are so fat they think they’re important and made up a whole organization just to feel good about themselves.

"NAAFP is the only thing keeping me from crying in the middle of the mall."

DM: "I joined NAAFP because I can’t even fit into my car anymore."

Tweet: "NAAFP is the best club. I’m not even trying anymore."

A made-up group for people who are too fat to move but still think they’re cool enough to have a name for their laziness.

"I’m in NAAFP because I can’t even walk to the fridge without sweating."

Text: "NAAFP is the only thing I’m proud of. My pants are proud too."

Tweet: "NAAFP is the only club I need. I’ll join the others later, maybe."

A group of people who are so fat they invented a new acronym just to brag about it and eat more food.

"I joined NAAFP because I can’t even fit into my bed anymore."

Tweet: "NAAFP is the best thing since sliced bread and extra cheese."

Text: "I’m in NAAFP because I eat for the team and the team eats for me."