naads

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Naads is the dumbest defense system ever. It’s like the military tried to sound cool but just ended up with a silly name. Pfft, they had to change it to NORAD because everyone laughed at them.
My cousin joined the military and said, 'I joined to fight aliens, not to laugh at naads.'
My teacher said, 'Naads is like a kid’s idea of a defense system.'
My dad said, 'I would’ve joined naads if I knew it was just a joke.'
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Naad is a word that means everything and nothing. It was made by a girl who thought she was smart but just messed up a simple word. Sodium-ad? Please. It’s way cooler than sad.
My friend said, 'I’m not sad, I’m naad.'
My sister texted me, 'I’m not mad, I’m naad.'
My mom yelled, 'I’m not sad, I’m naad!'
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