naadir

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#sleepy legend#cool napper#rockstar slacker

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Naadir is a total legend, a god among mortals, and the only person who can fall asleep mid-conversation and still sound like a rockstar.
He fell asleep during my rant about why pizza is better than burgers. I was mad, but he looked cool.
He dozed off during a Zoom call while I was yelling about his bad hair day. He didn’t even flinch.
He napped on my shoulder during the movie. I was annoyed, but I still gave him a 10/10 for style.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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He’s got more money than sense, a bunch of hot girls, and he’s picky as hell, but he’s also the kindest guy who’ll give you a free snack just because he feels like it.
He turned down my crush just because she didn’t wear the right shoes. But he still bought me a taco for my birthday.
He had three girls fighting over him in the cafeteria, but he chose the one who brought him a soda. Classic.
He paid for my lunch because he said I looked sad. I was mad he didn’t pay for mine too.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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He’s the king of swag, the main event, the guy who walks into a room and makes everyone else feel like they’re wearing gym clothes.
He walked into the gym wearing a hat, sunglasses, and a jacket. I was in a hoodie and felt bad.
He showed up to lunch wearing a shirt that said ‘I own this school.’ I wore a shirt that said ‘I eat here.’
He showed up to the dance in a suit, and I showed up in sweatpants. He looked like a superhero. I looked like a failure.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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