Naaaah

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The only way to pretend the problem is dead and you’re not the one who caused it.
Naaaah, I didn’t even touch that pizza. You’re just sad it’s gone.
Naaaah, I didn’t start the fight. I just made it look worse.
Naaaah, I didn’t forget your birthday. I just forgot it was important.
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A magical trick that makes everyone else look stupid while you act like a genius.
Naaaah, that test was easy. I just didn’t bother studying.
Naaaah, I didn’t cheat. I just had better luck.
Naaaah, I didn’t break your phone. It just had a bad day.
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When you say no so loud it sounds like you’re trying to convince the whole world.
Naaaah, I’m not going to the party. I’m just going to ignore you at the party.
Naaaah, I didn’t spill the coffee. I just made it a little more interesting.
Naaaah, I didn’t yell at you. I just made my voice sound like a freight train.
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A way to say no that feels like you’re winning, even if you’re losing.
Naaaah, I didn’t eat the whole cake. I just took the best part.
Naaaah, I didn’t skip class. I just took a little break.
Naaaah, I didn’t lie to your mom. I just gave her a little extra.
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A total refusal that sounds like you’re giving a speech, not just saying no.
Naaaah, I didn’t fail the test. I just didn’t care enough.
Naaaah, I didn’t eat your lunch. I just borrowed it for a little while.
Naaaah, I didn’t steal your spot. I just made it look like I did.
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When you deny everything so hard, you might as well be the problem.
Naaaah, I didn’t break the lamp. I just made it look like it had a bad day.
Naaaah, I didn’t say that. I just said it louder.
Naaaah, I didn’t forget your name. I just forgot it was important.
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