NA - Negative Asian

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NA means a Negative Asian. They smile like they're your best friend, but they're probably plotting to make your life a living hell. Don't be fooled by their fake happiness.
My friend said, 'I'm so glad you're here!' Then he made me do 10 push-ups.
She said, 'You look great!' Then she texted my mom about my hair.
He said, 'That was fun!' Then he started a group chat with my enemies.
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A Negative Asian is someone who gives you a grin like they just won the lottery, but you know they're thinking about all the ways to ruin your day.
He said, 'That was awesome!' Then he posted a photo of me crying on Instagram.
She said, 'You're doing great!' Then she called my boss.
My cousin said, 'You're my hero!' Then he texted my crush.
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NA is when an Asian person gives you a fake happy face, but you know they're just waiting for the perfect moment to trash your life.
She said, 'That was the best party ever!' Then she told my parents about my embarrassment.
He said, 'You're amazing!' Then he made my dog bite me.
My brother said, 'You're the best!' Then he added me to his mean group chat.
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A Negative Asian is someone who looks like they just got a million dollars, but you know they're just trying to make your life a thousand times worse.
He said, 'You're so cool!' Then he told my crush I was a total dweeb.
She said, 'That was super fun!' Then she told my mom I failed my math test.
My cousin said, 'You're the best!' Then he started a TikTok trend about me.
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NA means you're dealing with an Asian who is smiling like they're about to win the lottery, but you know they're just waiting to make your life a total disaster.
She said, 'That was the best day ever!' Then she posted a video of me crying on YouTube.
He said, 'You're so strong!' Then he told my crush I was a total loser.
My brother said, 'You're my hero!' Then he made my dog chase me around the block.
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A Negative Asian is someone who gives you a smile that looks like it's going to last forever, but you know it's just a setup for the worst day of your life.
He said, 'You're my favorite person!' Then he texted my crush and my mom at the same time.
She said, 'That was so much fun!' Then she posted a picture of me eating a sandwich in public.
My cousin said, 'You're the best!' Then he started a group chat with my enemies and my crush.
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