Na-isko

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When your guts twist into knots because someone else has what you want and you’re stuck with nothing.

My cousin got a new PS5 and I still have a broken phone from 2017.

She got the last slice of pizza and I had to eat the crusts.

He got a raise and I got a raise in my rent.

You're so green with envy you could grow a forest and a bunch of angry squirrels.

My brother got a car and I still ride the bus like a sad potato.

She got promoted and I got a demotion and a coupon for expired chicken nuggets.

He got the last cupcake and I had to settle for a muffin that looked like it had been in a fight.

You’re so jealous you could punch a hole through the wall and yell at the neighbor for being lucky.

My friend got a dog and I got a cat that hates me.

He got a free meal and I got a free meal that was burnt to a crisp.

She got the last seat on the roller coaster and I got stuck with the slowest one.

You're so jealous you could turn into a grumpy old man who only eats meat and complains about everything.

My sister got a new dress and I got a dress that was stained with spaghetti.

He got a new job and I got a job that pays in coupons.

She got the last ticket to the concert and I had to sit in the back with my cousin who snores like a dragon.

You're so jealous you could throw a hissy fit, scream like a banshee, and still feel like you lost the game.

My friend got a new phone and I still have the one that dies every 10 minutes.

He got the last piece of cake and I had to eat the frosting by myself.

She got the last seat on the bus and I had to stand like a sad pigeon.

You're so jealous you could turn into a sour lemon and scream at the moon for being too shiny.

My brother got a new bike and I still have the one that smells like old socks.

She got a new laptop and I still have a laptop that crashes every time I open a photo.

He got the last cookie and I had to settle for a crumb that looked like it was trying to escape.