na-imelda

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It's food that's so rotten it smells like your grandpa's socks after he died in a trash can

My lunch was na-imelda. I ate it and cried.

That pizza was na-imelda. I think it had a second life as a dog's breakfast.

The rice was na-imelda. I think it was cursed by a witch.

It's when your food is so bad it should be locked up for crimes against taste

That soup was na-imelda. It was like a crime scene.

The adobo was na-imelda. I think it was tortured.

The halo-halo was na-imelda. It looked like a science experiment.

It's food that's so old it should be in a museum with a sign that says 'Do Not Eat'

That meat was na-imelda. It was older than my aunt’s stories.

The banana was na-imelda. It was like a fossil.

The bread was na-imelda. I think it was from the Stone Age.