Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A wet, wobbly, hanging, smelly bottom that slaps like a drunk man's hands

My mom’s butt after she ate 10 sandwiches

Your cousin’s butt after he tried to dance in a pool

My dog’s butt after he rolled in a pile of dead rats

2

A flappy, wet, saggy, stinky hole that claps like a sad trombone

My brother’s butt after he cried in a puddle

Your grandma’s butt after she ate three pies

My neighbor’s butt after he sat on a hot pizza

3

A soggy, smelly, wiggly, flappy mess that slaps like a wet sock

My butt after I ate a whole cake

Your dog’s butt after he sat in a mud puddle

My friend’s butt after he fell in a lake

4

A wet, saggy, smelly, flappy thing that claps like a broken fan

My butt after I cried in a soup

Your sister’s butt after she sat in a pile of dirt

My cat’s butt after he rolled in a trash can

5

A flappy, saggy, wet, stinky bottom that claps like a drunk man’s hands

My butt after I ate 10 pancakes

Your dad’s butt after he sat in a puddle

My dog’s butt after he rolled in a pile of smelly socks

6

A saggy, wet, smelly, flappy thing that claps like a sad, wet sock

My butt after I cried in a soup

Your mom’s butt after she ate 10 pies

My brother’s butt after he sat in a pile of mud