na chui

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A dirty solo act by a German guy named Till Lindemann from Rammstein. It’s like music for people who hate life and love poop.
My mom listened to it and yelled at the radio.
My dog howled like he was being tortured.
I tried to explain it to my grandma, and she said, ‘Is that the new opera?’
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A German man made this music when he was mad. It’s so loud and dirty it makes your ears bleed and your soul scream.
I played it in my car, and the guy behind me threw a soda at me.
My brother tried to sing along and got yelled at by his wife.
My math teacher played it during class, and we all failed.
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This is like the worst kind of music ever. It’s made by a guy who probably hates everyone and everything. It’s also a Russian swear word meaning ‘fuck you’.
I texted my friend ‘na chui’ and he replied with a photo of his dog crying.
My mom called me and said, ‘You’re listening to that noise again?’
I played it at a party, and no one came back.
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