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A horse girl who thinks she's a legend because she barrel races and pole bends like a drunk raccoon

I'm gonna win the next race because I've been pole bending since I was 5 and I still haven't gotten a drink

My horse is faster than your horse and your horse is slower than my horse's dad

I pole bend so hard I made the fence cry

A girl who rides horses and thinks she's the best at barrel racing and pole bending even though she trips over the first barrel every time

I tripped over the first barrel but I still won because I cursed the judge

My pole bending is so good the poles are jealous of me

I ride horses like I own them and I do pole bends like it's my job

A girl who loves horses so much she thinks she's a rockstar and can pole bend better than anyone even though she's been riding for two minutes

I pole bend like it's my birthday and I'm getting a new horse

I ride horses and think I'm the best even though I've only done three races

I'm so good at pole bending I made the poles give me a standing ovation