Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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N8 means night, but it also means you’re a dumbass who thinks German is cool, even though you can’t spell ‘nacht’ without crying.

My mom said, 'Go to n8,' but I just stared at her like she was a weirdo.

He tried to say 'nacht' but it came out like 'nackt' and now he’s embarrassed.

I told my teacher, 'N8 is the best word ever,' and got a D for being a dork.

2

N8 is the guy who’s so good, he’s like a superhero, and you’re just a desperate loser who wants to bang his girlfriend.

She said, 'He’s gr8 and I want to d8 with him,' and I was like, 'You’re a loser.'

My crush is n8 and I’m just a sad, sweaty kid in the corner.

He’s n8 and I’m just here, trying not to cry.

3

N8 is like saying 'goodnight' but with more swearing and less sense. It’s like German took a dump on your face and called it ‘n8’.

He said, 'N8, you fat bastard,' and I fell asleep on the floor.

I told my friend, 'N8, you’re the worst,' and he called me a f***ing dweeb.

My mom says, 'N8, you’re a f***ing mess,' every single night.

4

N8 is just a name, but it’s also like a curse. Nathan becomes Nate, and then Nate becomes N8, and now you’re stuck with it.

My cousin is named Nathan, but he’s now N8 and I hate him.

My friend’s name is Nate, but he’s now N8 and he’s annoying.

My brother is Nathaniel, but now he’s N8 and he’s a f***ing nightmare.

5

N8 is a man with an 8-inch member, and if you don’t respect him, he’ll f*** your life up.

He said, 'I’m N8, and I’ve got an 8-inch member,' and I believed him.

My friend told me, 'N8’s got an 8-inch member, and it’s scary.'

He’s N8 and he’s got an 8-inch member and I’m just here, scared.

6

N8 is a secret code for nudes, and if you don’t know that, you’re a f***ing idiot.

He sent me N8 and I was like, 'Oh, you’re sending nudes?'

She said, 'N8 means nudes,' and I was like, 'Oh, that’s cool.'

He sent me N8 and I was like, 'You’re a f***ing genius.'

7

N8 is when you get snow from your homie Nate, and if you don’t get it, you’re a f***ing loser.

He said, 'I got N8 from Nate,' and I was like, 'You’re rich.'

She said, 'I got N8 from Nate,' and I was like, 'You’re cool.'

He said, 'N8 is the best thing ever,' and I was like, 'You’re a f***ing loser.'