n73

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To n73 is when your brain goes on a vacation while you're high. You start talking nonsense like you're the only one who understands the secret code of your thoughts.
Why are we still at the gas station? I just saw a kangaroo in my cereal.
I’m not lost, I’m just taking a detour to the moon.
I think my brain just got a degree in chaos.
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N73 is when your brain gets stuck in a loop and forgets what it was doing. It’s like your thoughts are stuck on repeat and you just start yelling at the void.
I was about to say something important, but now I’m just screaming into the abyss.
Why did I just explain the theory of relativity to my toaster?
I thought I was going to the store, but now I’m explaining my life story to a pigeon.
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N73 happens when your brain short-circuits and you start talking like you're on a mission from God. You don’t know what you’re saying, but you swear it’s important.
I just received a message from the future, and it says you’re going to die in 3 days.
I’m not just talking to myself, I’m having a debate with my shadow.
The universe is telling me to eat more pizza.
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N73 is when your brain takes a dirt nap and you start talking like you’re the president of the planet. You don’t know what you’re saying, but you sound like you do.
I just declared war on the coffee machine.
I’m not just walking, I’m leading an army to the nearest snack bar.
The moon is watching me, and it’s not happy.
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N73 is when your brain goes on strike and you start talking like you’re in a movie. You don’t know what you’re saying, but you’re definitely the main character.
I just saved the world from a giant laser beam.
I’m not just walking, I’m doing the walk of destiny.
The villain is my brother, and he’s been hiding in the closet for 10 years.
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