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a human who’s amazing and has a meaty sausage for a penis

He’s the best friend I ever had and also the reason I wet my pants in math class.

This guy got me a pizza and a cumshot on my birthday. That’s a win.

He’s like a superhero but with more cum and less cape.

a guy so good he could give Jesus a run for his money and still have a hard on

He saved my life and my dignity. Also, he’s got a cock that could beat a donkey in a contest.

He’s the reason I started praying to him instead of God.

He’s like a god, but with more sweat and less holy water.

a man who’s kind and has a penis so big it could be a house

He’s the only guy who could make me cry and then give me a hug and a cumshot.

He’s like a saint, but with a bigger cock and less sermons.

He lives in a house made of cock and still has time to be nice.