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It’s like when you’re writing a sentence and you swap out words for the 7th random word in the dictionary, and it makes no sense but somehow sounds cool.

I wrote 'The cat sat on the mat' and turned it into 'The bat bit the bat on the bat' just because I felt like it.

My teacher said my essay was 'the dog ate my homework' but I changed it to 'the dog ate my parrot' and got extra credit.

I turned 'I love pizza' into 'I love tacos' because I’m a weirdo.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

It’s the rule that says you should never get attached to anyone because it will break your heart and make you cry like a baby.

My ex said I was ‘too attached’ and I got mad and broke up with him.

My best friend moved away and I cried in my cereal.

I got attached to my pet goldfish and it died, so I cried in my soup.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

It’s the worst hand you can get in poker. Like, really bad. So bad it makes you want to quit the game and go eat a burger.

I got a 7 and a 2 and my opponent had a pair of aces, so I lost.

I played poker and got a 7 and a 3, and I just stared at the table in silence.

My hand was 7 and 4 and I felt like a failure.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

It’s the magical number that makes everything happen. The reason the universe is here. The reason you’re here. The reason your mom is here.

I believe in the number 7 because it’s the reason I exist.

My teacher said 7 is the reason the universe exists and I believed her.

My mom said 7 is the reason she gave birth to me, and I believed her.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

It’s like a weird computer code that no one understands. It’s confusing and it makes you want to throw your phone out the window.

I saw this weird code and it looked like nonsense.

My computer showed me this code and I cried.

I tried to understand the code and I failed.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

It’s when you press the space bar so hard it hurts and it feels amazing. If you don’t do it, you’re just a boring person.

I press the space bar so hard it feels like I’m punching the keyboard.

I was bored and I pressed the space bar 100 times.

I pressed the space bar so hard it broke and I cried.

by Slangipedia 8d ago