N64itis

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The thumb pain you get when you spend too much time jerking the N64 stick like it owes you money.

My thumb looks like it got hit by a truck after playing Mario Kart for 6 hours straight.

I had to take my N64 out of my hand because my thumb was screaming at me.

I tried to play Super Smash Bros. and my thumb just gave up.

When your thumb gets so sore from playing N64 that it feels like it’s gonna fall off and join the Mario Kart racetrack.

After playing The Legend of Zelda for 8 hours, my thumb looked like it was about to start a union strike.

My thumb was so sore I thought it was gonna text my mom for help.

I played GoldenEye so much my thumb had a life of its own.

The agony your thumb feels when you play N64 so much it becomes a full-time job and your thumb is the employee.

I played Super Mario 64 so much my thumb got a raise.

My thumb was so busy playing N64 it forgot to breathe.

After 10 hours of playing, my thumb called in sick.