n64

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A grey video game box that demands your respect, your time, and your patience. It also loves collecting fuzz like it's going out of style.
My N64 is so dirty it looks like a raccoon threw up on it.
I put my N64 in a sock to keep it from collecting fuzz.
My N64 has more fuzz than my uncle's beard.
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Nintendo 64. The 64-bit box that came after the SNES. It was like going from a bicycle to a rocket ship.
I still miss the SNES, but the N64 was like a second coming.
The N64 was the SNES's cooler cousin.
N64 was like the SNES's revenge.
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Nintendo 64. It was the first 3D box. It didn’t use discs, so no waiting for games to load. Just pure chaos and glory.
N64 games loaded instantly. No waiting. Just pure madness.
The N64 didn’t have discs. No waiting. Just games and more games.
N64 was like getting a free pass to the best party ever.
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The best system ever. It had great games. It used cartridges. No waiting. You could even save your game on the cartridge. The controller was a bit of a piece of junk, but that’s it.
The N64 was like the best pizza ever. The controller was just the crust.
N64 had the best games. The controller? It was just a sad afterthought.
I’d take the N64 over the Gamecube any day. The controller was just a joke.
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To put your pointer finger and middle finger out in front of your lips, like you're about to give someone a real tongue-lashing.
He did the N64 sign right in my face. That was the last time I gave him a hard time.
She did the N64 sign like she was ready to kiss me.
He did the N64 sign like he was about to eat my face.
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A teenager who loves the N64, hates discs, and still thinks Blockbuster is a real thing. He also wears pajamas like they're his life.
He still rents games from Blockbuster like it's 2002.
He’s a N64 kid who still wears his pajamas in public.
He thinks the N64 is the best thing since sliced bread.
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