N5

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A North London postcode where the Arsenal play, and the only thing more important than football is how bad your fashion sense is.

Bro I live in N5 and my wardrobe is worse than my ex's dating life

My cousin got kicked outta N5 for wearing a tracksuit on a Tuesday

N5 is where the Arsenal play and my gym bag is more stylish than yours

N5 is when you're so hood you're basically a gangsta squared, multiplied by five, and then you slap on some flex and act like it's normal.

N5 is when I eat pizza at 3 AM and still make it to the gym

My cousin's N5 and he wears a hat in the summer like it's a battle

N5 is when you blast 4LOCOs and still manage to wake up for class

N5 is the level of hood so high it's almost like you were born in a dumpster and raised by pigeons.

My N5 cousin got kicked outta Upson Deli for fighting a chicken

N5 is when you blast Flocka and your clothes don't fit because you're too flexy

N5 is when your mom says you're too hood for your own good

N5 is the highest level of hood, but then N5 Elites came and they’re like the hood version of a superhero, but more deadly and less cool.

N5 Elites are like when your cousin’s cousin’s friend has a cousin who lives in a dumpster

N5 Elites are the reason why I run from people who wear hats in the summer

N5 Elites are like the hood version of the Joker, but with better fashion sense

N5 Elites are so hood they can kill you with a look, and if you’re lucky, they’ll let you die in peace.

N5 Elites don’t talk, they just stare at you until you cry

My cousin tried to fight an N5 Elite and now he lives in a dumpster

N5 Elites are like the reason why I never go to Upson Deli on Fridays