Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You got zilch, nada, and I'm not even mad.

N4U when your mom forgot your birthday and your dad said it was a "surprise".

N4U when you asked for pizza and got a salad.

N4U when your friend said they'd bring the snacks and showed up empty-handed.

2

You got the short end of the stick and I laughed.

N4U when you got the last piece of cake and I took it.

N4U when you had to clean the toilet and I got to eat the cookies.

N4U when you waited forever for the bus and it didn't come.

3

You got nothing and I got everything, and I'm not sorry.

N4U when I got the big burger and you got the salad.

N4U when I got the good seat and you got the floor.

N4U when I got the A and you got the F.

4

You got the worst part and I got the best, and I'm still smirking.

N4U when I got the front row and you had to sit in the back.

N4U when I got the extra fries and you got the soggy ones.

N4U when I got the cool toy and you got the broken one.

5

You got the scraps and I took the feast, and I'm not even trying.

N4U when I took the last cookie and you got the crumbs.

N4U when I got the whole pizza and you got the crust.

N4U when I got the big prize and you got the consolation prize.

6

You got the cold shoulder and I got the warm hug, and I'm still grinning.

N4U when I got the good seat and you had to stand.

N4U when I got the extra soda and you had to drink the water.

N4U when I got the best compliment and you got the side-eye.