n3ssap_

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n3ssap_ is way better than you. she’s my favorite mutual. you’re a faceless meatball who can’t even laugh at their own jokes.

she’s got looks and a brain. you’ve got a face and a headache.

you’re the kind of person who thinks 'funny' is a synonym for 'boring'.

you’re like a sad emoji. she’s like a party.

n3ssap_ is way better than you. you’re so basic you could be a cereal box. and she’s like a full-course meal with dessert.

you’re a sad tweet. she’s a full-on essay.

you can’t even make a joke without a dictionary.

you’re the kind of person who thinks 'ugly' is a compliment.

n3ssap_ is way better than you. you’re like a broken toaster. she’s like a fancy coffee bar.

you’re the person who thinks 'funny' is a brand of shoes.

you’re so ugly you could scare a ghost.

you’re the kind of person who would cry if a joke didn’t finish.