Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Hackers and cheaters who act like they’re the king of the hill but are actually just l33t losers who think they’re not.

@N3S: I didn’t cheat, I just had a better keyboard.

N3S: They’re just jealous of my mouse.

N3S: I’m not a noob, I’m a noob with a PhD.

2

A no-name noob is someone who thinks they're the best at a game but are actually just a glorified scrub who can’t even beat their mom.

@N3S: I’m not a noob, I’m just the best noob here.

N3S: I beat my mom, so I’m not a noob.

N3S: I’m the best noob, you’re the worst noob.

3

N3S started in MGO, and it’s for players who are so bad, they don’t even have a name, and they act like they’re the king of the castle.

@N3S: I didn’t start in MGO, I was born in MGO.

N3S: I don’t need a name, I’m just that good.

N3S: I don’t know what MGO is, I just know I’m the best.

4

N3S is when someone gets totally owned, like they were just slapped with a brick and called a noob three times in one go.

@N3S: I didn’t get owned, I got double owned.

N3S: I was slapped with a brick and called a noob.

N3S: I was owned so hard, I got a bruise.

5

N3S stands for the Samsung Galaxy Nexus, the phone that’s so old, it’s like using a flip phone in 2025.

@N3S: I still use my Nexus 3, it’s the best phone ever.

N3S: My Nexus 3 is faster than your phone.

N3S: My phone is ancient, but it still beats yours.

6

A noob who anyone can own, like they’re so bad, even a toddler could beat them with a stick.

@N3S: I’m not a noob, I’m just the best noob.

N3S: Even my dog beats me.

N3S: I got owned by a kid with a stick.

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N3S is a noob who’s three times worse than a regular noob, like they’re the worst of the worst and they don’t even know it.

@N3S: I’m not three times worse, I’m ten times worse.

N3S: I’m the worst noob ever, but I don’t know it.

N3S: I’m three noobs in one.