n3rd gender

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A gender so weird it makes your brain hurt and you question why you ever left the house.
'I’m not a boy or a girl, I’m a n3rd gender,' he said, like that explained why he wore socks with sandals at 3 AM.
'Why do you need to know my gender? I’m just here to take over the world,' she said, ignoring the question.
He texted me: 'I’m a n3rd gender. You’re not. You’re just confused.'
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A gender that only exists because someone got too much caffeine and decided to reinvent the wheel.
'I’m a n3rd gender, and I’m not sorry,' he said, while eating a whole pizza in one sitting.
She posted on Twitter: 'Why are you still asking about my gender? I’ve got a life to live.'
In a DM: 'You don’t get to choose my gender. I do. And I picked n3rd.'
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A gender so complicated it’s like trying to solve a math problem with your eyes closed and a headache.
'I’m not a boy or a girl, I’m a n3rd gender,' he said, while drawing a picture of a cat wearing a crown.
She texted me: 'I’m a n3rd gender. You’re not. You’re just slow.'
He said in class: 'Why do you need to know my gender? I’m trying to think here.'
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A gender that only makes sense if you’ve spent too much time in the corner whispering to yourself.
'I’m a n3rd gender,' she said, like that made perfect sense to everyone else.
He posted on Instagram: 'I’m not a boy or a girl, I’m a n3rd gender. And I’m not sorry.'
In a DM: 'You don’t get to pick my gender. I do. And it’s n3rd.'
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A gender that only exists because someone was tired of being labeled and decided to throw a tantrum.
'I’m a n3rd gender,' he said, while throwing his shoes at the wall.
She posted: 'I’m tired of being called a girl. I’m a n3rd gender. Deal with it.'
He texted me: 'Why do you need to know my gender? I’m trying to be cool here.'
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