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A human made in a lab by a sad scientist. They think the internet is real and think people are dumb for not knowing everything.
My friend thinks he's alive because he has a Discord account.
She cried when her WiFi went out.
He asked his mom for a password to get into a game.
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A nerd with a 3 instead of an e. They're super smart but everyone makes fun of them. They'll rule the world one day and make everyone cry.
He said he'll become emperor of the universe.
He threatened to turn everyone into a spreadsheet.
He cried when he failed a test.
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A person who acts like they're a different gender just because they can't tell the difference between a cat and a human.
He said he's a girl because he likes drawing.
He cried when he got called a boy.
He thinks he's a chicken.
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The cool version of a nerd. They dance, wear cool clothes, and are awesome. They're like a nerd with a crown.
He stunts in the hallway like he's in a movie.
He wears a shirt that says 'I love math' and it's stylish.
He swags around like he owns the school.
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A streamer who is handsome but can't stand up. He's gay for everyone and will do anything for a girl named Lily.
He fell over during a stream and cried.
He said he'll marry Lily one day.
He sucked a peepee just to be nice.
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A penguin who drinks alcohol with poets and sings like a 90s boy band.
He drank wine with a poet and cried.
He sang 'I want it that way' to a crowd.
He got drunk and fell into a lake.
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