n3k0de

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A bunch of brainy coders who think they're gods because they can read any code and still talk shit about it.

I joined n3k0de because I thought I was the best. Turns out I was just the second best. Still better than the third best, though.

My friend got kicked out of n3k0de for saying Python was easier than JavaScript. He now lives in a bunker with a pet calculator.

n3k0de is like the cool kids table at lunch, but instead of juice boxes, they drink coffee and make memes about loops.

The top dogs of the coding world, the ones who make everyone else look like they failed a basic math class.

I tried to join n3k0de, but they said I had to solve a 100-line algorithm in my head. I asked for a calculator. They said that was cheating.

n3k0de members don't just code. They code in their sleep. And their dreams are in binary.

My brother is in n3k0de. He can write a program in 5 minutes. I can write a sentence in 5 minutes.

The most annoying, know-it-all, backstabbing group of people who think they're better than everyone else just because they have a college degree.

My teacher said I was in n3k0de. I thought that was a fancy club. Turns out it's just the kids who make fun of everyone else's code.

n3k0de members talk like they invented the internet. They probably didn't even know what a printer was in 2000.

I asked a n3k0de member for help. They said, 'You should have known that already.' I said, 'I didn't know that I didn't know that.'

A group of people who think they're in charge of the world just because they know how to code and have a LinkedIn profile.

n3k0de members don't just code. They code to make money. And they make money to code more.

I tried to join n3k0de. They said I had to have a LinkedIn. I asked if I could use a Facebook. They said, 'That's for people who can't code.'

My mom is in n3k0de. She codes for a living. I code for a living. She makes more money. I make more noise.