N3b

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A N3b is a human who plays games like they’re cursed and never get any better. They’re like the opposite of a pro, who beats everyone like it’s a habit and doesn’t even notice the n00bs around them.

Why do I keep losing to my dog? I’m a N3b, obviously.

This game is rigged against me. I’m a N3b, not a wizard.

I tried to play chess once. I got checkmated in 3 moves. I’m a N3b.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A N3b is someone who plays games so bad it’s like watching a train wreck. They can’t improve and never will. Pros are like gods compared to them, and they’re too dumb to notice.

I got a 100% loss streak in Fortnite. I’m a N3b for life.

I tried to play Call of Duty and died in 2 seconds. N3b confirmed.

I played Mario Kart once. I got last place. I’m a N3b.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A N3b is someone who plays games like they’re trying to lose on purpose. They can’t get any better and never will. Pros are like royalty, and N3bs are like the peasants who get trampled.

I got 0 kills in a battle royale. I’m a N3b, not a warrior.

I played Street Fighter once. I lost before I even started. N3b confirmed.

I tried to play Rocket League and my car fell off a cliff. I’m a N3b.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A N3b is someone who plays games so bad it’s like watching a joke die. They’ll never get better, and they’ll never stop being a joke. Pros are like kings, and N3bs are the peasants who get stepped on.

I played Among Us and got ejected in 1 minute. I’m a N3b.

I tried to play Pokémon and my Pikachu fainted in 1 turn. N3b confirmed.

I played NBA 2K and my team lost 100-0. I’m a N3b.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A N3b is someone who plays games like they were born to lose. They’ll never get better, and they’ll never stop being a joke. Pros are like gods, and N3bs are like the ones who get thrown out of heaven.

I played Valorant and got eliminated in 2 seconds. I’m a N3b.

I tried to play League of Legends once. My champion died before I even moved. N3b confirmed.

I played Rocket League and my car fell off a cliff. I’m a N3b.

by Slangipedia 8d ago