n33b

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A total waste of space. Someone who gets crushed like a pancake and still doesn't know why.
"You call that a hack? I could do that with my eyes closed and a hangover.", @HackMaster123 to @Noob4Life
"He got pwned so hard he cried. And he didn't even know what pwned meant.", tweet from @CyberDad
"I saw him try to log in and he used the password 'password' and his dog's name.", DM from @HackerBro"
2
The worst kind of newb. Used by scammers to make you feel like a total idiot.
"You're a n33b. I could've hacked your grandma's phone.", @ScamKing99
"He called me a n33b and charged me $500 for a free app.", tweet from @N33bVictim
"My friend got scammed by a n33b and now he thinks he's a hacker.", DM from @N33bBro"
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A noob who thinks they're cool. Also a drunk guy who can't even spell noob.
"He's a n33b and he thinks he's a hacker. He's not even sober.", tweet from @CyberDad
"She called me a n33b and then spilled her drink on my keyboard.", DM from @N33bSister
"He got drunk and tried to hack my phone. He used the password '1234' and cried.", tweet from @HackerBro"
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A newbie who's a total embarrassment. Also known as a noob, a newb, or a drunk guy who failed at everything.
"He tried to hack my phone and used 'password' as his password. Total n33b.", @HackMaster123
"My friend got called a n33b and now he's crying in the corner.", tweet from @N33bBro
"He got drunk and tried to log in. He failed. Total n33b.", DM from @N33bSister"
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