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A rookie so bad even other rookies laugh at him and call him a rookie.
@noob3: I just beat a noob. I'm not a noob. I'm a noob3.
Noob3 just got owned by a 10-year-old.
Noob3: 'I’m the best noob.' Everyone: 'No you’re not.'
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A triple noob. So bad he makes regular noobs look like pros.
Noob3: 'I’m not a noob. I’m a triple noob.' Everyone: 'You’re still a noob.'
Noob3 just got owned by a noob.
Noob3: 'I’m the best noob3.' Everyone: 'You’re a noob3.'
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A noob who thinks they’re entering a contest but actually just messes it up.
Noob3: 'I entered the contest!' Everyone: 'You didn’t even know how to enter.'
Noob3: 'I’m in the contest!' Everyone: 'You’re not even in the contest.'
Noob3: 'I entered the competition.' Everyone: 'You didn’t even finish the entry.'
4
A noob who doesn’t know their own name and thinks they’re the best at the game.
Noob3: 'I’m the best player!' Everyone: 'You’re a noob.'
Noob3: 'I don’t know my name.' Everyone: 'You’re a noob.'
Noob3: 'I’m the best in the game.' Everyone: 'You’re a noob.'
5
A noob who comes from MGO and thinks they’re the best player, even though they’re not.
Noob3: 'I’m from MGO!' Everyone: 'You’re a noob.'
Noob3: 'I’m not a noob. I’m from MGO.' Everyone: 'You’re still a noob.'
Noob3: 'I’m the best from MGO.' Everyone: 'You’re a noob.'
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A noob who gets owned so hard it’s like they were hit by a truck.
Noob3 just got own3d by a pro player.
Noob3 got own3d so hard he cried.
Noob3: 'I’m not a noob.' Everyone: 'You got own3d.'
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A noob who thinks they’re using a Samsung Galaxy Nexus smart phone.
Noob3: 'I use the Nexus 3.' Everyone: 'You don’t even know what that is.'
Noob3: 'I’m using a Nexus 3.' Everyone: 'You’re still a noob.'
Noob3: 'I’m the best with the Nexus 3.' Everyone: 'You’re a noob.'