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A reminder you give yourself because you forgot your brain at the bar.
N2S: Don't forget to pay rent
N2S: Don't feed the raccoons
N2S: Don't forget to breathe
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When you have nothing to say but still feel the need to type something because you're too lazy to shut up.
N2S
N2S. Just like that
N2S. You're welcome
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When you're too confused to make a decision, like a toddler with a candy store.
N2S: Pizza or chicken? I don't know
N2S: Should I wear pants or a shirt? Both
N2S: Left or right? Both
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A weapon so strong it could make a nuclear bomb blush. Or maybe it just hates explosions.
N2: That MOAB is gonna blow the whole town up
N2: This bomb is bigger than my problems
N2: I'm gonna drop this on your face
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A party in the woods where everyone drinks, screams, and thinks they're the most important person in the universe.
N2S: The dirt bike gang is here
N2S: We're gonna drink all night
N2S: This is the best day ever
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He shits toothpaste. That's how holy he is. You're just a sinner.
N2S: He shits toothpaste
N2S: That guy is god
N2S: I'm just a sinner
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The hottest kid in school, and he drinks like a fish. You're just jealous.
N2S: That kid is the best
N2S: He drinks like a fish
N2S: I wish I was him