N2P

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A cursed shortcut for 'need to pee' that people use when they're too lazy to type a full message and too desperate to hold it in any longer.

N2P, I'll be right back, I'm about to explode.

N2P, this is urgent, I'm literally holding it in.

N2P, I'll be 5 minutes, I swear I'm not going to take forever.

A magical phrase that makes people vanish from chat just to go pee, like they’re summoning a demon to do their job for them.

N2P, I’ll be right back, I think I just saw a ghost in the bathroom.

N2P, I’m gonna be gone for like 10 minutes, don’t expect me back anytime soon.

N2P, I’ll be back in a sec, I swear I’m not gonna take forever this time.

A desperate cry for help when your bladder is about to take over your body and you have no choice but to flee the conversation.

N2P, I'm out, I'm gonna go pee and probably never come back.

N2P, I'm leaving now, don’t even try to message me unless you want me to die.

N2P, I'll be back when my bladder is done with me.

A lazy person's way of telling everyone they're going to pee, like they're too tired to say it properly.

N2P, I'm going to pee and probably take a nap after.

N2P, I'm leaving, I'll be back when I'm done peeing and done napping.

N2P, I'm going to pee and I'm not even gonna tell you when I'm back.

A secret code used by people who are too ashamed to admit they have to pee, so they just say N2P and run away.

N2P, I'm running away, I'm too embarrassed to face you right now.

N2P, I'll be back when I'm done peeing and done being embarrassed.

N2P, I'm leaving, don't even try to call me, I'm too shy.