Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Nitrous Trioxide is like a bad roommate who never cleans up and smells like old pizza and regret.

My lungs feel like they're being tortured by a bad roommate.

This gas is the reason I hate group projects.

I inhaled this stuff and now I sound like a dying raccoon.

2

This chemical is so annoying it gives you headaches and makes your nose feel like it's on fire.

My nose is on fire and I don't know why.

I think I just got a nose burn from this gas.

This stuff is worse than my math teacher.

3

Nitrous Trioxide is like a punch to the face, but it also smells like a gym sock that's been left in a trash can.

I got punched by a gas and now I smell like a gym sock.

This stuff is the reason I failed gym.

I inhaled it and now I can't stop thinking about gym socks.

4

It’s like your lungs are being yelled at by a group of angry toddlers.

My lungs are being yelled at and I don’t know why.

This gas is louder than my brother’s arguments.

I feel like I’ve been yelled at by a dozen angry toddlers.

5

This chemical is the reason your nose is red, your lungs are sore, and your brain is confused.

My nose is red, my lungs are sore, and my brain is confused.

This gas is the worst thing since my mom’s cooking.

I inhaled this and now I can’t think straight.

6

Nitrous Trioxide is the chemical version of a middle schooler who won’t stop talking.

This gas is like a middle schooler in my lungs.

I can’t breathe because this stuff won’t stop talking.

I think this chemical is the reason I hate middle school.