n2mu

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A fake greeting you use when you’re too lazy to care about people, but you still want to sound friendly.
N2mu, I guess. I’ve got better things to do than remember your face.
N2mu, whatever. I’m already texting my ex.
N2mu? Please. I’ve met worse than you.
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You say this when you’re half-dead and don’t want to make small talk.
N2mu? I was just about to fall asleep.
N2mu? I’ve been waiting for this moment all day.
N2mu? I don’t even know who you are.
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