Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Not giving a single flying flip and asking if you are doing the same

N2mjcu? I’m eating cereal at 2 AM and you?

N2mjcu? I just got yelled at by my mom and you?

N2mjcu? I’m watching cat videos and you?

2

Zero effort, zero care, and you?

N2mjcu? I’m just sitting here like a ghost and you?

N2mjcu? I’m eating chips and watching the ceiling and you?

N2mjcu? I’m pretending I’m a king and you?

3

Doing absolutely nothing and asking if you are doing nothing

N2mjcu? I’m just breathing and you?

N2mjcu? I’m waiting for my pizza and you?

N2mjcu? I’m just being a human and you?

4

Doing the bare minimum and asking if you are doing the bare minimum

N2mjcu? I’m just alive and you?

N2mjcu? I’m wearing pajamas and you?

N2mjcu? I’m just existing and you?

5

Not caring at all and asking if you are not caring at all

N2mjcu? I’m just here and you?

N2mjcu? I’m being weird and you?

N2mjcu? I’m just being me and you?

6

Doing nothing special and asking if you are doing nothing special

N2mjcu? I’m just sitting here and you?

N2mjcu? I’m eating my feelings and you?

N2mjcu? I’m just being lazy and you?