Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way of saying you need to poop and are too embarrassed to say it.

N2G, I'm about to explode.

I'm not leaving, I'm just hiding in the bathroom.

I can't talk to you right now, I'm doing the human version of a cat in the litter box.

2

You’re getting out of a conversation because you’re tired of hearing someone’s dumb ideas.

N2G, I can’t take your bad decisions anymore.

I’m out, your brain is too loud.

I’m going, your thoughts are giving me a headache.

3

You’re leaving because you’re too lazy to stay and hear more of what they’re saying.

N2G, I don’t have time for this nonsense.

I’m going, your words are too much for my brain.

I’m out, I need a nap and a snack.

4

You’re escaping because someone is talking so loud you can’t think.

N2G, you’re screaming in my head.

I can’t hear myself think anymore.

I’m leaving, your voice is a curse.

5

You’re leaving because you’re too distracted by your phone or your thoughts.

N2G, I’m texting my ex.

I’m leaving, I have 100 notifications.

I can’t stay, my brain is on vacation.