Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A sneaky way to say you're too lazy to explain stuff. You're either begging for mercy or giving a fake apology that's basically a lie.

N2B2T, I swear I didn't know what a quark was.

N2B2T, I'm not even sure what a quark is.

N2B2T, I'm gonna pretend I understood that.

2

A fake excuse to avoid getting yelled at. It’s like saying, 'I didn’t mean to be a total idiot.'

N2B2T, I thought I was being smart.

N2B2T, I thought I was being clever.

N2B2T, I thought I was being wise.

3

A dirty trick used to make things easier. It's like throwing your hands up and saying, 'I don’t want to be technical anymore.'

N2B2T, I don’t want to think anymore.

N2B2T, I don’t want to be confused.

N2B2T, I don’t want to be smart.

4

A way to dodge being called out for being a clueless dummy. It’s like a last-minute escape plan.

N2B2T, I’m not even going to try.

N2B2T, I’m giving up now.

N2B2T, I’m not going to be called out.

5

A secret phrase used when you're too dumb to explain things properly. It’s like saying, 'I gave up on being smart.'

N2B2T, I’m not even trying to be smart.

N2B2T, I’m just going to be dumb.

N2B2T, I’m being lazy now.