Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

N2 is like non-nuclear but way more annoying. It's the kind of weapon that makes your enemies cry before they even see the bomb.

My math teacher said I was N2 because I didn't use any nuclear weapons to solve the problem.

That kid used N2 to destroy my entire lunch.

He called my dog N2 because it just sat there and stared at me.

2

Shitting toothpaste is his lord and savior. He probably shits toothpaste every morning before he eats breakfast.

My uncle said he worshiped toothpaste because he shits it every day.

At church, the pastor shits toothpaste on the altar.

He called his mom 'Toothpaste' because she shits it.

3

God of all that is not. Like, if you're not cool, you're not even real to him.

He said I wasn't real because I didn't like pizza.

My dog was not real because he didn't bark.

He called my math test 'not real' because I failed.

4

A kid who's really fine and he wears Lacoste, can drive, and drinks like a fish. He's the whole package, man.

That kid in my class is the whole package. He drives, wears Lacoste, and drinks beer like it's water.

He called me 'not the whole package' because I didn't wear Lacoste.

My cousin is the whole package. He drives, drinks, and wears Lacoste.

5

Note 2 self is like a reminder but way more dramatic. It's like you're screaming at yourself in the middle of the night.

I wrote 'note 2 self' because I forgot my homework again.

He wrote 'note 2 self' because he forgot his pants.

My mom wrote 'note 2 self' because she forgot to cook dinner.

6

A place where a bunch of weirdos hang out in the backwoods of Wilson. They eat dip like it's their job and ride dirt scooters like they're kings.

That place in Wilson is the worst. They eat dip like it's their job.

My friend went to that dirt scooter place and came back covered in dip.

They ride dirt scooters and eat dip at the same time.

7

N Squared is the hottest and most badass kid out there. He drinks so much he probably doesn't even remember his own name.

That kid in my class drinks like a fish and is the most badass kid ever.

He called me 'not N squared' because I don't drink.

He drinks so much he probably doesn't even remember his own name.