n1ck1sntf0und

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A god among humans who makes everyone look like a doofus
N1ck1sntf0und just walked into the room and my brain exploded
He turned my 30-second speech into a 30-minute roast
I tried to text him and he replied with a 1000-word essay about my life choices
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The only person who can make your life feel like a horror movie
He showed up at my birthday and made me feel like I was the villain
He turned my lunch break into a 2-hour interrogation
He texted me at 2 AM with a list of my flaws
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The human version of a superhero who beats you up with sarcasm
He called me out in front of everyone and I felt like a total failure
He turned my boring project into a joke that everyone laughed at
He texted me during math class and I got a detention
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The human version of a beast who eats your confidence for breakfast
He came to my school and my confidence was gone by lunch
He turned my good grade into a joke that made me cry
He texted me during church and I got kicked out
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The most annoying person who somehow also happens to be the best
He annoyed me for 10 minutes and then saved my life
He mocked me in front of my friends and then helped me with homework
He texted me during a test and I failed but I still thanked him
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