Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The most stunning piece of ass ever to touch a gaming console and still beat you at Fortnite

She destroyed my squad in TikTok battle royale and still had time to flex her abs.

I asked her for a date and she said 'I'm busy gaming and looking at my reflection.'

She beat me in a 1v1 and called me a 'gamer chump.'

2

A beast in the game who also looks like a model and acts like a diva

She streamed me and roasted me live for my bad aim.

She dropped a perfect combo and said 'That was easy, baby.'

She beat me in a match and said 'You're a noob, go back to your mom.'

3

The ultimate gaming goddess who will slap you if you don't respect her skills

She called me out in the chat for being a 'dumb ass gamer.'

She beat me in a match and said 'You're not even worth my time.'

She told me to 'shut up and play' during our stream.

4

The most beautiful gamer who will beat you at every game and still make you jealous

She beat me in a match and said 'You're just a sad little man.'

She posted a selfie while I was crying about my loss.

She had a 100% win rate and I had a 0%.

5

The top dog in the gaming world who also happens to be the most stunning woman alive

She beat me in a match and said 'You're not even close.'

She posted a picture of her and I felt like a loser.

She told me to 'stop being a sore loser and play better.'

6

The best gamer ever who looks like a goddess and acts like a queen

She beat me in a match and said 'You're just a noob.'

She posted a picture and I was jealous.

She told me to 'stop being a chump and play better.'