N1C5R

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A distant relative you never wanted to meet, like a ghost from your family’s past that smells like old socks and regret.
My N1C5R showed up at my wedding and tried to take my inheritance.
My N1C5R sent me a letter saying I owed him money from 1789.
My N1C5R called me a ‘disgrace to the family name’ and then asked for a loan.
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A relative so far back in time, they might as well be a myth, but they still send you bills.
My N1C5R sent me a bill for a cow I never owned.
My N1C5R showed up at my job and yelled at my boss.
My N1C5R claimed I was the last heir and wanted my soul.
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A relative so far back, they’re more like a legend than a person, but they still show up to ruin your life.
My N1C5R showed up at my birthday party and yelled at my mom.
My N1C5R sent me a message saying I had to pay for their dentures.
My N1C5R showed up at my apartment and tried to take over my life.
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A relative so far back, they might as well be dead, but they still show up to bother you.
My N1C5R showed up at my funeral and took the best cake.
My N1C5R sent me a letter saying I had to pay for their funeral.
My N1C5R showed up at my job and said I was fired.
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A relative you barely know, but they still show up to argue with you like you owe them money.
My N1C5R showed up at my house and said I had to pay him back.
My N1C5R sent me a message saying I was a ‘disgrace’ and wanted my inheritance.
My N1C5R showed up at my party and took the last pizza.
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A relative so far back, they might as well be a ghost, but they still come to haunt you.
My N1C5R showed up at my house and said I had to pay for their taxes.
My N1C5R sent me a message saying I was the ‘last heir’ and wanted my house.
My N1C5R showed up at my job and said I had to work for them.
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