Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Has the swag of a king and the cool of a fridge full of tacos

N1c0ol just walked in and the room went silent like a fart in a church

They wore a hat made of socks and called it a fashion statement

Tried to explain quantum physics to a toddler and got yelled at

2

So cool they make the ice in the soda jealous

N1c0ol showed up in a bathrobe and got a standing ovation

They told a joke so bad it broke the internet

Wore socks with sandals and called it a lifestyle

3

Has the charm of a used car salesman and the cool of a superhero on a break

N1c0ol convinced a cop to let them off with a warning by singing show tunes

They said 'yo' so loud it caused a traffic jam

Danced in a grocery store aisle like it was a runway

4

So cool they make the moon blush and the sun say 'I need a break'

N1c0ol showed up to a party in a pizza box and got a standing ovation

They tried to teach a dog calculus and it cried

Wore a shirt that said 'I survived a math test' and called it a masterpiece

5

Has the swagger of a pirate and the cool of a snow cone on a hot day

N1c0ol walked into a bar and the bartender asked for a raise

They told a joke so good it made the dog laugh

Wore a hat made of cheese and called it 'fancy'

6

So cool they made the coffee machine ask for a raise and the donut say 'I'm impressed'

N1c0ol showed up to a meeting wearing pajamas and got a promotion

They tried to explain the universe to a parrot and got yelled at

Danced in the rain like it was a concert