Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You have whatever you need but you still want one more. You’re a greedy piece of trash.

I had 3 burgers, but I still wanted a fourth. I’m a monster.

She had 100 likes, but she wanted 101. She’s a diva.

He had 200 dollars, but he wanted 201. He’s a fool.

2

A drink that will make you feel like a god… until you pass out on the floor.

My uncle drank it and passed out in the neighbor’s yard.

I had one and walked into a wall. Literally.

She drank it and cried on a bus. It was beautiful.

3

You were about to be awesome, but you messed it up like a baby.

He had the lead in the race but tripped on a banana peel.

She was about to win the game but dropped the ball like a idiot.

He had the perfect pizza but spilled it on his shirt. A disgrace.

4

The number that makes everything happen. Without it, the universe would be sad.

The number 42 is the reason the universe is happy.

If there was no 42, we’d all be sad.

The number 42 makes everything magical, including your mom’s cooking.

5

It could be anyone. It could be your mom, your dad, or the guy who stole your lunch money.

It could be your teacher, your crush, or the guy who locked you in the closet.

It could be your dog, your cat, or that one kid who bullied you.

It could be your ex, your neighbor, or the person who broke your phone.

6

You use one story to say everything about a whole bunch of people. It’s lazy and stupid.

He used one story to say all kids are liars. Wrong.

She said one person was bad, so the whole class was bad. Ridiculous.

He used one joke to say all teachers are mean. Total nonsense.