N0valyfe

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N0valyfe is a god in Runescape who kicked Zezima's ass and then went to sleep. He got over 730 million experience and didn’t even break a sweat. People say he’s a 40-year-old woman, but he’s just a guy named Jordan who looks like a teenager.

N0valyfe is the only reason I still play Runescape. Zezima’s just a footnote.

If N0valyfe came back, Zezima would be crying in the corner.

N0valyfe’s experience is so high, it’s like he cheated with a calculator and a spreadsheet.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

N0valyfe is Zezima’s replacement. He took the throne, sat on it, and then left. He got to #1, then went to sleep, and Zezima got mad and took it back.

N0valyfe is Zezima’s ghost in the machine.

Zezima’s like the king, and N0valyfe is like the king who got replaced by a kid.

N0valyfe was Zezima’s heir, and he didn’t even want to be the king.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

N0valyfe was barely behind Zezima, then got first place, then got bumped to 36th. He maxed out cooking and fletching and was #2 in both. JagEx probably hates him.

N0valyfe was number one, then JagEx pulled a prank on him and put Zezima back on top.

He maxed out cooking and fletching, but JagEx made him number 36 just for fun.

N0valyfe’s like the best player ever, and JagEx didn’t even notice.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

N0valyfe is second in Runescape high scores, right behind Zezima. He got to 99 construction before Zezima, but JagEx gave Zezima the crown again. No one knows why.

N0valyfe got to 99 construction before Zezima, and then JagEx gave Zezima the crown back.

Zezima stole N0valyfe’s crown like a thief in the night.

N0valyfe was number one, and then JagEx took it back for no good reason.

by Slangipedia 8d ago