Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A human who’s like a n00b and a douche merged into one gross mess. They talk like they’re the best ever, but they’re clearly not.

Let’s get some sluts wasted and rape them on TikTok

I could beat LeBron in a dance-off

I live in a trash can next to a gas station

2

A person who’s so bad at everything, they think they’re amazing. They live in their own dumb world.

I could beat a chicken in a fight

I live in a house made of pizza boxes

My name is Steve, and I own a taco truck

3

A human who’s like a n00b and a douche at the same time. They say stupid stuff and believe it.

I could beat a robot in a spelling bee

I live in a van down by the river

My name is Kevin and I think I’m rich

4

A person who’s both a n00b and a douche, but they don’t know it. They think they’re the king of the world.

I could beat a goat in a rap battle

I live in a dumpster

My name is Chad and I think I’m a superhero

5

A person who acts like they’re cool, but they’re actually a mess. They’re like the worst version of everyone.

I could beat a dog in a chess game

I live in a closet

My name is Bob and I think I’m famous