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When you act like you're the only one who knows how to be fancy and everyone else is just playing dress-up.

I didn't ask for your opinion. I just wanted you to shut up and take my crown.

You think you're fancy? I was born in a palace and you were born in a taco truck.

Don't even try to impress me. I've seen your mom's resume.

When you eat so much you think you're a food group and everyone else is just a side dish.

I ate three burgers and still had room for dessert. You’re just a snack.

You’re not even full. I could eat your leftovers and still be full.

You’re just a plate with a face.