n0thin9

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1
the sound of your brain dying after you hear the same song for the tenth time
My mom played that stupid song again. I'm gonna scream.
Why does this song keep playing? I just want to die.
That song is louder than my dad's yelling.
2
when your brain turns to mush because you're too lazy to think
I can't even remember my own name. I'm too tired.
I tried to do my homework. Now I'm just lying on the floor.
I forgot what day it was. It's Tuesday. Or was it Monday?
3
the feeling of being so tired you could sleep through a thunderstorm
I slept through my alarm. And my mom's yelling. And the dog barking.
I was so tired I fell asleep in the middle of the math test.
I could sleep through a nuclear explosion. I'm that tired.
4
when you're so confused you think your dog is talking to you
My dog barked at me. I thought he was telling me a joke.
I asked him where my shoes were. He just stared at me.
He wagged his tail. I thought he was laughing at me.
5
the sound of your brain exploding because you're too dumb to understand anything
I tried to do my math homework. My brain exploded. I cried.
The teacher talked. I just stared at the ceiling.
I heard the word 'algebra' and I ran out of the room.
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