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A man who thinks he's a character from a video game and wants to be stuck in a fantasy world forever. He’d rather wear a full-body costume 24/7 than live a normal life.

I’m not just dressing up, I’m becoming the character. You’re all just NPCs.

If I can’t be a wizard in real life, I’ll be a wizard in my sleep.

This isn’t a costume. This is my soul on display.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A man who’s too dumb to know the difference between a character and himself. He thinks he’s in a movie and expects everyone else to act like they’re watching it.

I’m not just wearing a cape. I’m living the legend.

You think I’m just pretending to be a hero? I’m the real deal.

If I don’t look like a superhero, I’ll scream until I do.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A man who thinks he’s so cool he should be in a comic book. He’s not satisfied with just looking cool, he wants everyone to know it.

I’m not just dressed as a superhero. I’m the superhero.

You don’t see me. You see the future.

If you don’t respect me, I’ll turn you into a sidekick.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A man who’s so stuck in his own head he thinks he’s the main character of his own story. He doesn’t care if no one else gets it.

I’m not just wearing a costume. I’m living my destiny.

If you don’t believe in me, I’ll make you believe in me.

I’m not just a man. I’m a legend in the making.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A man who thinks he’s a god in disguise. He’ll walk into a room and expect everyone to kneel before him, even if he’s wearing a discount cape.

I’m not just wearing a cape. I’m ruling the universe.

Kneel before me, or I’ll turn you into a villain.

You think I’m just a man? I’m a god in human form.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A man who thinks he’s the best character ever. He’ll argue with anyone who disagrees and refuse to wear anything that doesn’t match his perfect image.

I’m not just wearing a costume. I’m the best one ever.

If you don’t like my outfit, I’ll make you wear it.

You think you’re cool? I’m the original.

by Slangipedia 8d ago