Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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n0t witchy is a cheap piece of trash who thinks she’s fancy

She showed up to the party in a dress from Walmart and called me a loser.

She tried to flirt with my brother and got rejected in front of everyone.

She posted a photo of her face and said it was ‘model level’.

2

n0t witchy is a backstabbing slut who’d sell her own dog for a tip

She told my friend I was a liar and then stole her lunch money.

She took my seat in class and said I wasn’t there.

She told my mom I was eating her hair and got in trouble.

3

n0t witchy is a loudmouth who yells at everyone and no one likes her

She screamed at the teacher and got sent to the office.

She called my dad a fatty and made him cry.

She yelled at the dog and it ran away.

4

n0t witchy is a lazy, messy slob who doesn’t care about anything

She left her breakfast on the floor and ate it with her hands.

She spilled juice on my shirt and didn’t even apologize.

She forgot to do her homework and got detention.

5

n0t witchy is a fake friend who only likes you when she needs something

She asked me for my lunch money and then said I was a beggar.

She told me she liked me and then called me a nerd.

She said we were best friends and then stole my pencil.

6

n0t witchy is a clumsy, loud, ugly girl who thinks she’s amazing

She tripped over her own feet and fell into the pool.

She yelled at the sky and it rained on her.

She tried to do a cartwheel and face-planted into a wall.